A Rube Goldberg, mid-life version of losing my retainer:
A nail slid out of the wall.
The "Don't be Bitter Use More Glitter" picture fell on the dish holding the retainer case.
The dish flipped into the sink.
The retainer case bounced and flew across the room.
The case opened and part of it fell into the toilet and part of it fell on the floor.
At least I didn't have to go through all of the trash in the lunch room to find it. Nor did I have to endure a lecture from angry parents.
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